Of all the illegal things I have done in my life (please take me seriously and tell my mom), acid isn’t one of them.
I think I’m breaking a rule here by featuring a musician I’ve already written about once, but screw it.
The map of my day in Los Angeles last Thursday resembled one of Marlo’s attempts to draw a portrait, all zigzag lines and random half circles and a giant smudge where an ear might have been: West Hollywood, Universal City, Sherman Oaks, Bel Air, Los Fe…
- The Epic and The Beasts: When we were kids we never dreamt of being a firemen, a pilot or superhero. We always wanted to be skateboarders, jumping up curbs, down the stairs and filp our boards as many times as we could. – Man in goat suit seen living among goats in Utah mountains. [...]
Yesterday afternoon I flew to Los Angeles because I’m going to be on “The Talk” this morning.
These guys are a folk/indie band form Raleigh, North Carolina, and the song I’m featuring is relatively new. It’s off of their 2009 album Upper Air, so three years old? You pass a certain age and three years is like, what? Yesterday? Pshaw. There is mi…
For lunch today I threw a sweet potato into the oven, and as I was letting it cool down Marlo walked up to my seat and flashed me the dimple on her left cheek. Had she asked right then I would have totally bought her a pony. Screw that. An island. I would have bought [...]
My thoughts go out to everyone in Colorado affected by the horrific events in Aurora last night. You are in my heart and I will hug my children a little longer today to honor your loss. Much love to you. The following is just a bunch of stuff you’re welcome to browse if you’re looking [...]
Where do I even begin with this? We can start with, WHO LETS THEIR THREE-YEAR-OLD STAND ON TOP OF THE KITCHEN TABLE? Apparently, the future Avon World Sales Leader, that’s who. So for those of us who may have accidentally turned around at the grocery store and slammed our child into an end cap full [...]
I’m just going to guess and say that I’ve been growing my hair out for over seven months. And because I know you really care about this important global issue, here is where things stand: It’s long enough that I can pull it into a small ponytail which has made working out a lot more [...]