I now have figurines to help facilitate the lessons I will teach my children about certain online behavior.
“Woe is me, all summer long I was happy and free. Save my soul, the board of education took away my parole.”
If you’ve got some to spare, I’d gladly take them off of your hands.
The hare sat in the chair over there by the pear.
Our winter hasn’t been nearly as bad as yours continues to be, so I am willing this kind of weather on your behalf.
The government should be handing out free therapy lights to every home in The Northeast.
I want to read someone’s master’s thesis on this phenomenon.
Will work nicely with all the Instagram photos of ice cream cones, bicycles, and sprigs of rosemary.
I could just tell her, you know what? Eat the school lunch. BUT THEN SHE WOULD NEVER EAT LUNCH.
Some of you may remember the video I’ve embedded in this post and you’re either going to love me or hate me for it.