If I asked, “Does this bring me joy” about every item in my home, a good 40-50% of the time my kids would end up in the recycling bin.
Even a post about autumnal comfort gets derailed. It’s okay, though. I saw my therapist and she said it’s good that I don’t own any weapons.
If you ever see me wearing a costume it will be inside an ER because the resulting rash will have crawled inside my throat and asphyxiated me.
Why I am looking forward to colder weather for the first time in… ever?
I now have figurines to help facilitate the lessons I will teach my children about certain online behavior.
“Woe is me, all summer long I was happy and free. Save my soul, the board of education took away my parole.”
If you’ve got some to spare, I’d gladly take them off of your hands.
The hare sat in the chair over there by the pear.
Our winter hasn’t been nearly as bad as yours continues to be, so I am willing this kind of weather on your behalf.
The government should be handing out free therapy lights to every home in The Northeast.