Last Minute Ideas, Holiday 2014

A gift guide that somehow ends up being about the obvious benefits of consensual homosexual polygamy.

Holiday for Her, 2014

My child is at school which means she is not attached to my body which means I can take a moment to entertain myself.

Gifts with a bit of loving touch

Gifts with a little more warmth than anything plastic or sporting a screen.

Put me back on the guest list, Mom

My family’s loyalties are serious, as is the magnificent spread they cook for Thanksgiving. Not going to risk missing out.

Fun for the whole family!

I know I said I would never run again, but have I mentioned that I’m fascinated by pain?

Tis the season

Inspired by a nail color that I now want to climb into like a blanket and wrap around my body.

A little bit rock ‘n roll

Hear this post in your head as if I am reading it out loud while smacking my gum.

Feeling mod

Changing it up this season and embracing my inner hen.

Crisp and uncomplicated

A simple, elegant touch to any outfit, and yes, that includes yoga pants and a tank top.

Every holiday is Christmas to a certain kid

Normally I’m all BAH HUMBUG this time of year, but Marlo’s enthusiasm is just a tiny bit contagious.