Che gelida manina

Today’s enriching cultural lesson is brought to you by La bohème.

I’m putting “vibrator” in this title so that it shows up in my twitter feed again

In case you didn’t know, you will one day stand before God and he has taken detailed notes about your social media habits.

The older siblings

The adrenaline rush from a birthday can make you tolerate a host of things that would normally make you barf.

Delicious inversion

For the first time in weeks we aren’t breathing toxic fumes sure to cause premature death.

A quick lesson in how to get your family to stop reading your website

No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.

Awkward side effects

Headache, indigestion, stuffy or runny nose, back pain and muscle aches, temporary vision changes, dizziness or fainting, and THIS.

El perro

No quiero taco bell esta vez.

Bratty little sisters

A reenactment of Leta’s weekend with Marlo as interpreted by Chuck and Coco.

Like a bridge

You can look back at me all you want, dog. I’m afraid of heights AND THAT IS A BRIDGE.

Twins

A snapshot from my hike with the dogs on Saturday before two trees got claimed by Chuck.