Will work nicely with all the Instagram photos of ice cream cones, bicycles, and sprigs of rosemary.
A simple, elegant touch to any outfit, and yes, that includes yoga pants and a tank top.
… and then touch my phone and now whatever was on your hip will end up on my face.
First person to make a joke about the elephants gets a poke in the butt.
Because of my eyes, because of Marlo’s eyes, because of the ocean, because of the sky.
Meanwhile, my own mother will be receiving a coupon for “one free lecture to me about the evils of Obamacare.”
Because I am the valedictorian of dropping phones.
In the mood to turn down the saturation.
This shit is magically delicious.
Seriously. Do not piss her off.