Far better than quarterly taxes, I can assure you

Thank you for firing me in 2002, mobile phone software company. Because of that I get to do things like this today. And hey, Joe Bose. If you’re still reading, I owe you an email.

I’m about to get hashtagged

A gentle reminder that you need to get reacquainted with your friendly postal carrier.

In celebration of snail mail

To get you reacquainted with your friendly postal carrier.

A rapidly fading artform

The vast expanse between my childhood and hers.

To: Mom

From: pretty much the most remarkable kid who ever lived