The rest of Marlo’s outfit does make it seem as if this whale did not have a mirror when it was getting dressed.
I love her tiny little hand holding that giant pen and the fact that she isn’t at that moment using it as a weapon.
It’s not so much “stretching the truth” as it is “snapping the truth in half and setting it on fire.”
What? I know I wear my pink tutu whenever I’m raking leaves.
This four-year-old has never seen a camera in her life, obviously.
Just when you thought you couldn’t adore this kid more.
Friends and family are going to be like, whoa. Heather knows how to use the Postal Service?
Personalized art from my friend who routinely texts me the emojis for hearts, faces blowing kisses, and a steaming pile of poop.
A certain someone doesn’t really care if she can’t see two feet in front of her face.
We practiced smiling for the camera which means I had to tell her to stick her tongue back in her mouth about ten times.