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Four eyes are better than two.

Someone needs to see an eye doctor

My kids did not inherit my eyesight.

Wobbly wooden castle

We probably should have stuck to the blueprints.

The wise man built his house upon the dogs

She needs to hire a better contractor.

Special delivery

This is what my assistant calls “work.”

Cover your precious ears

The daughters of the daughter of The Avon World Sales Leader.

“We color in here”

This week’s guests at Armstrong Inn.

Her name

Whatever you do, don’t call her Marla Lou.

Centers of attention

One tip to get your kids to pose for the camera.

Tea party

Freshen your drink, guvnor?