Dirty old man

Now this is just getting ridiculous and out of hand.

Someone has taken a liking to fall

Now that I think about it, I’m not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

New tricks

The canine version of crossword puzzles and Sudoku.

Awkward side effects

Headache, indigestion, stuffy or runny nose, back pain and muscle aches, temporary vision changes, dizziness or fainting, and THIS.

Wrasslin’ and hasslin’

Back in the prime of their daily face-offs.

A firework, a dancing flame

“Throw your sticks and your stones, throw your bombs and your blows.”

There’s nothing to see here

Even in his old age he’s still got it.

Lipstick

What’s that? Oh that’s just where mom puts the modesty patch…