How to Wake Your Neighbors
“To blame every American transgression on the culture is to absolve Americans of any responsibility for anything.”
Woman Looks Great For A 32-Year-Old
I don’t fucking like tornadoes.
And polish your shoes, dear; a boy notices that sort of thing.
The Story About the Baby
You are not aware, no doubt, of how Thinsulate can muffle the booty as it pows and bams and does what the very, very hot booties do.
My labor story as illustrated by the lovely, the inimitable, the couldn’t possibly be any more talented Claire Robertson.
Leaving you broke my heart. (Thursday, March 18, 2004)