An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Beveled Distress

Notably foolish comments directed at a graphic designer every day of her life: “Can you make it, um… sparkle?” “Purple. Let’s go with purple.” “When I click the buttons on the menu, nothing happens. What’s wrong with this jpeg mock-up?” “Make room for 15 animated…

October 9, 2001


Why can’t I just do as I’m told?


The Zincs: Moth and Marriage


2Advanced Studios

How to Annoy Me

Ask me to answer your phone. I’d much rather toss it at the back of your head.