Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant, Part 1

Please stop picking your nose and drive your damn car. A woman over the age of 12 should not wear pigtails, especially if she is wearing sweat pants and leather clogs as well. Stop looking at my boobs. You and every other man in this…

November 9, 2001


Bettie Serveert: Private Suit


Dominey Design

How to Charm Me

Offer me a platinum card with a credit line up to $100,000. I can now buy that house I’ve always wanted!

How to Annoy Me

Flush the toilet just as I’m about to rinse the shampoo from my hair.