Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

I Want My Demographically Legitimate Music Television

98.32% of the four days I’ve had functioning digital cable I’ve done nothing but eat Grape Nuts and watch MTV2, which according to the rapidly accumulating poundage on my thighs proves that indulging in said subscription is perhaps the worst decision of my adult life,…

November 15, 2001


The (International) Noise Conspiracy: Survival Sickness


Frank Sturges – Artist Representatives

How to Annoy Me

Answer the questions I ask outloud in my sleep. I’m not talking to you.