Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Drunken Lighting Christmas With The Bargain and The Thing

I have a nasty habit of cramming an entire list of things to do into a short four or five hour span, eventually ignoring everything on that list and crawling up into a ball underneath a down comforter on the bathroom floor. I blame it…

December 4, 2001


Stars: Nightsongs



How to Charm Me

Exert a characteristically homosexual flare for holiday decoration even though you are consummately straight.

How to Annoy Me

Refuse to let Britney grow up. Apparently, she’s not that innocent.