This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

What I wouldn’t do for a Klondike Bar.

December 12, 2001

Listening

Superchunk: Here’s To Shutting Up

Enjoying

hoogerbrugge.com

How to Charm Me

Let me substitute your chest hair for the missing loofah in the shower.

How to Annoy Me

Make me build something in Flash 5. How about you suck my big toe and we call it even?