An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


Armstrong is going to be a bitchin last name. It’ll be like, I’m somehow related to Neil. Although not really.

February 14, 2002


A bunch of silly love songs

Feeling Guilty

For wishing that Bob Costas would just, like, die.

How to Charm Me

Bowls and bowls and bowls of Lucky Charms.

How to Annoy Me

Refuse to give St. Augustine his own holiday, too. Or St. Etienne. Or St. Germain.

Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant, Part 2

Last night I saw a billboard announcing the impending DVD arrival of Disney’s Cinderella II: The Magic Didn’t End At Midnight. Is nothing in this world sacred? I personally don’t care if Disney decides to go ahead and sequalize the hell out of Snow Dogs…