An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

How to Charm Me

Don’t freak out when the heat from my sleeping body singes the hair off your chest and begins cooking your internal organs.

How to Annoy Me

Guilt me into giving you a lick of the Taco Bell Chili Cheese Dip. Just stop it already with the sad puppy eyes.


When I get insurance, I’m going to make up illnesses and go to the doctor just because I can.

Feeling Guilty

For secretly adding canned Taco Bell Chili Cheese Dip to that new diet I’m trying.


Flow My Tears, The 12-Ounce Can Said (I know I’ve linked to this site recently, but it’s just so damn funny)


Casual Fridays