Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Whether You’re A Mother or Whether You’re a Brother

Maybe it’s because I only ate a rice krispie treat for lunch yesterday, or maybe it’s because of the stiff gin martini I pounded right before dinner — gulped from a proper martini glass, mind you, and not the usual styrofoam cup we’ve had to…

May 7, 2003