The problem with the Internet is that a woman who is experiencing premenstrual syndrome has access to it and can publish her thoughts for everyone in the world to read. This is a bad thing. The Internet should just stop for three days a month so that a woman can regain her composure and not post sentences involving all caps words like PIMPLES and NO ONE LOVES ME and A MOVIE STARRING JULIA ROBERTS IS MAKING ME CRY. PLEASE KILL ME NOW.