the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Did Mona Lisa have a period?

The problem with the Internet is that a woman who is experiencing premenstrual syndrome has access to it and can publish her thoughts for everyone in the world to read. This is a bad thing. The Internet should just stop for three days a month so that a woman can regain her composure and not post sentences involving all caps words like PIMPLES and NO ONE LOVES ME and A MOVIE STARRING JULIA ROBERTS IS MAKING ME CRY. PLEASE KILL ME NOW.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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