This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

How To Charm Me

Cry as Grandmommie takes you from my arms and puts you in her car. YOU LOVE ME. YOU REALLY DO.

October 14, 2004

The Chuck Tissue Chewage Disaster

Did you know that if you write a little story on your website about your dog and how he chews up tissue paper when you leave the house that you will receive a flood of email concerning what you are doing wrong with that dog?…

Thinking

Is it programmed into the human DNA to turn the head away as violently as possible when the parental hand approaches with a tissue to wipe the runny nose? Because THIS IS NOT A LEARNED BEHAVIOR. KEEP STILL AND LET ME WIPE YOUR NOSE.