Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

In the Midwest people is too proper to use the word “panty”

Last night I did one of those terribly clichéd grown-up married things people do and I went out for a Ladies Night. I hate calling it that because it sounds like I took off my apron, sighed with the back of my hand pressed to…

November 12, 2004

Protection

Every night Jon and I wind down by climbing into bed and watching something we’ve stored on the TiVo, usually something terrible like “The Real World” (Shavonda and Landon just need to BONK and get it over with) or something wonderful like “The Daily Show”…

Feeling Guilty

For getting home from our walk yesterday, and yes, yes. Only then did I realize that Leta was only wearing one sock. AGAIN. I. GIVE. UP.