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How to Annoy Me

Heather B. Armstrong | December 3, 2004

Press your wet nose against my right leg THE ENTIRE TIME I AM BLOWING MY HAIR DRY, with an expression that says, “Are you gonna feed me? Are you gonna feed me? Are you gonna feed me?”

P.S. STOP LICKING THE COUCH.

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