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I am no longer afraid of the hornet’s nest
In celebration of a milestone age
A special delivery for a very recent convert, amen
A custom portrait for a cowboy
ADVANCED READER’S COPY GIVEAWAY: That book I wrote about waking up drunk ten times from anesthesia is actually happening!
It’s the crap, crappiest time! To breathe air!
What I wish I had known
“Are the bread kneaders spying on my kid?” is actually a very pertinent question to ask when you really think about it
Don’t promise to give your kid anything from this delivery until you see this delivery
Dentists, and ophthalmologists, and therapists, oh my!
No, I have not been googling “how to adopt from a corgi rescue organization” maybe
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Stitch Fix
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Awesome Women Who Changed History: Paper Dolls
$9.20 -
Joes Sticky Stuff
$19.99 -
Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty
$14.99 -
Magnetic Sculpture Toys for Intelligence Development
$15.99 -
Genuine Brazilian Agate Bookends
$55.99 -
Lifepack Solar Powered and Anti-Theft Backpack
$269.00 -
Niels Bohr Atom Model Hanging Mobile
$66.50 -
Cardboard Safari Recycled Cardboard Animal Taxidermy Elephant
$30.00 -
WITTNER Metronome, Ruby
$40.01
