This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

How long can he hold in the smoke?

  • Red

    Cute =)

  • HOTT JON!

  • Marcia

    nice

  • No wait…

  • Smokers! Blech
    Top 100 weeeeeeee :0P

  • sclark

    Talk about focus

  • Are you sure it’s smoke? Or is constipation contagious?

  • Hot stuff!! Breathe, Jon, Breathe!!!

  • IS that Him? I can’t tell… the beard… confusing…

  • Damn, Heather. Your husband is really hot. This picture shows it very, very well, even if he does look like he just took a hit off his bong.

  • Ali

    I wish my boyfriend could grow a beard.

  • Red

    Now that i am thinking he kind of looks like Jonathan Frakes….yea baby

  • Ok, this is way too metrosexual for even me, but, damn does that man need an eyebrow waxing!

    (Sorry Jon.)

  • note: jon does not actually smoke. leta is not exposed to cigarette or cigar or illegal smoke of any kind. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

  • Is Urah jsut full of men with beards?

  • Liz

    He looks like he wants to vomit – poor darlin’

  • He looks so serious….and so hot!

  • So is he just pissed and its about to start steaming out of his ears?

  • Sounds like a swift kick to the titanium codpiece will take care of the smoke retention problem.

    Red: “Numbah One, Engage!”

  • Dooce: illegal smoke? My innocent Midwestern sensibility just doesn’t understand …?

  • Liz, I was just thinking the same thing. Get that man a barf bag before it ends up all over the place!

  • hayley

    look, it’s david jason lee duchovney!

  • Ali

    I decided that after looking at this picture more closely that Jon is the perpetual snow guy. He looks like he belongs in a ski hat and winter coat.

    Also, Heather – on behalf of every moron who emails you and gives you advice, I’d like to apologize for the fact that you have to pretty much have a disclaimer for everything.

  • Mmmmm…cigarettes….

  • Thank you for sharing. Jon is quite handsome. I think the two of you make a lovely couple.

    My husband has a beard, but it is sort of the pathetic ‘geek’ version of beard. And he gets random Wolverine hair all the way up on his cheekbones. It is funny. I like it, though. I like everything about my husband.

  • WHY DOOCE WHY do you torture me in this way???? (That’s right, that was 4 question marks.)

    I love my boyfriend, oh so much, and yet every few days you put this lustrous image of temptation before my eyes… 😉 Good thing I live in New York, otherwise I might be all up in yo man’s grill! Yow!

  • red

    he is so cute. i want one.

  • stella

    Heather, can you do a year in review? Like Best Hate Mail, Worst…etc?

  • I second that Heather – and I haven’t had a cigarette in 6 years. And I want one so bad! SO BAD! STILL!

  • Sevtek

    I’m graduating college today! And I owe some of that to Dooce.

    Thank you Dooce for having pictures to look at and archives to read to keep me from being productive when I didn’t want to and keeping me sane when I needed it.

  • c

    Lately I have been applying a little thumb massage to the vertical crease in between my own husband’s eyebrows and reminding him: “You don’t have to do that when you are thinking. You can still think perfectly well without dividing your forehead in half.”

  • Carol

    Jon: “is he really gonna finish that whole LumberJack Breakfast Special?”

    “This Egg Nog Latte sucks!”

  • Deenzadrine

    In ref to the whole t-shirt idea – why not use the graphics from the various mastheads you’ve designed? I’d buy me one of those, LOL.

    T-shirt sales = Leta’s college fund!

  • hrrrr, yum and yowsser. Oh, Sorry, nice picture Heather.

  • Julia

    Never mind about the extraneous beard and eyebrow hairs. Dooce, when he gets to that certain age, you are going to have SUCH fun pulling out the ear hairs with tweezers. Don’t let him get one of those little shavers – it’s much more fun to pull them out, plus they take longer to show up again.

  • liz

    is this taken at the same “Egg Nog Latte” coffeeshop in which George was sleeping yesterday?

    If so, then it sorta looks like Obi Jon Kenobe is using his Jedi Mind Power on George: “This is not the Egg Nog Latte you were looking for…”

  • Yay! First!

    *a tad delusional i know…so sue me.*

  • Crikey – it looks like the smoke’s going to start coming out of his ears!

  • smoke! that changes everything!

  • My husband has a beard too. When we’re having sex I pretend that I’m making love to a plaid flannel-wearing bear hunter who resembles Jon Stewart on steroids.

    Well, only part of the time. Ok, 3/4 of the time! Shut up.

  • Fish: I seriously doubt that you you’re THAT pure!

    Dooce: Jon is such a good lookin man. I wish my hubby could pull off the full beard.

  • You’re right! He does kind of look like that!

    Relaaaaaaax Jon!

  • Cate

    *“This is not the Egg Nog Latte you were looking for…”*

    liz, you cracked me up! My first real laugh of the day – Thank you. There’s a reason dooce is my first internet stop every morning.

  • It looks like he’s counting to ten before he explodes… what did you do THIS time? 🙂

  • He looks like he’s doing the “Picture time. I want to look cool and introspective, but not obviously so. K, don’t look at the camera- and don’t pose. Think deep thoughts and maybe throw in a sexy eyebrow lift? -no, that’s too much. Wait maybe if I…” CLICK. “damn.”

    He’s a dreamboat too. And by the way, I DO smoke real but legal ciggerettes so bring on the noise!

    *again with defensive karate pose*

    Fish- Who does number two work for?!

  • Sharpies smell like ass.

  • AgMommy

    I’m sure the dog will suffer only temporary brain damage. I think that we’ve all smelled a sharpie or two in our day.

  • Carol

    Amanda B. – I smoke, too. I’m quitting Jan.1 for the kajillionth time.

    Yes, that is a real measurement.

  • If smelling Sharpies is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.

    By the way, I just saw an ad for CLICKABLE Sharpie’s! How did they not come out with those before?

  • He’s not wearing a black sweater vest is he?