This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Enjoying

(tap tap tap, is this thing on?) Jason. Jason. JASON! Dude, if I were gay I WOULD SO TOTALLY BE UP IN YO’ GRILL. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

December 22, 2004

In line to see Santa Claus

Jon took this photo and surprisingly no one was harmed or maimed during this excursion.