How to Annoy The Holy Living Shit out of Me

Pronounce furniture like “furt-ture” and treasure like “tray-zur” and Brighton like “Breye-un.” I know your ancestors trekked across the plains and settled this land, but last I checked “Mormon General Authority” was not a sub-set of the English language.

Is that a remote control or are you just happy to see me? →← I hereby declare Fridays Chuck Fridays, all in favor say, "RUFF!"