Heater, Mother of Lance
  • SEK

    2005/01/22 at 6:21 am

    a fire within

  • RockStar Mommy

    2005/01/22 at 6:21 am

    The Burning Bush

  • karen

    2005/01/22 at 6:22 am

    when hell freezes over

  • closet metro

    2005/01/22 at 6:22 am


  • Cheryl

    2005/01/22 at 6:23 am

    Nature’s way of telling me to take a picture.


  • perception

    2005/01/22 at 6:24 am

    painting landscapes

  • tc

    2005/01/22 at 6:24 am

    fire crotch

  • Minla

    2005/01/22 at 6:25 am

    A Moment of Discord

  • ThinkTank

    2005/01/22 at 6:26 am

    Fire and Ice..oh no , wait that’s a perfume…the ever-so-elusive “Untitled” often works in these cases Dooce.

    really gorgeous shot either way.

  • amberlyn

    2005/01/22 at 6:26 am

    cum soaked barn sluts!

  • Ada

    2005/01/22 at 6:27 am

    I’m sitting here with my son. Normally, we wouldn’t be looking at your website at this hour. Normally we’d be eating breakfast to the sounds of Thomas the Tank Engine. Instead, Hung-Over Dad and Too-Tired Mom are feeding cheerios to Hyper Son in front of the computer.

    Hyper Son (2 years old) says he likes Chuck but prefers Skarloey (a train).

    As a result, the name of your picture?

    “That’s not Skarloey!”

  • SEK

    2005/01/22 at 6:28 am

    So, I’ve always kinda rolled my eyes at people who make a big deal about being the first to post, all the while, I’m secretly pea green with envy. But truly, I’m elated that I was first. I can now die happy.

  • LZS

    2005/01/22 at 6:28 am

    The Burning Bush is my vote, too. Great mommies think alike?

  • Bob The Builder!

    2005/01/22 at 6:29 am

    Can we help you?


    …and people, come on, lets leave the taco’s, cum soaked barn sluts and bush (save for the bumbling political one!) out of this new comments page…

    and everyone: have a top shelf weekend 🙂

  • lulu cornichon

    2005/01/22 at 6:30 am



    Nah–cum-soaked barn sluts is still better

  • Anita

    2005/01/22 at 6:32 am

    I’m lame. Actually, that’s not a suggested title, that’s really a comment about me.

    It’s a very postmodern picture (I think), which means I like it very much.

    I vote “Untitled” or “Textures.”

  • Goose

    2005/01/22 at 6:32 am

    I think that’s the fire of freedom/imperialism burning in the minds of men and spreading across Utah

  • Jeff

    2005/01/22 at 6:32 am


  • Vote One Hyper Son

    2005/01/22 at 6:33 am

    where was this photo taken?

  • -leslie.-

    2005/01/22 at 6:35 am

    I went to the High School for Performing and Visual Arts, and whenever any of my artist friends got stuck, they’d name their photos “Untitled” and give it a number. It made them sound like they were giving the viewer interpretation, but in reality I think it was that they didn’t know what the hell to call their stuff, either.

  • Mary Barber

    2005/01/22 at 6:35 am

    shoot more cum than she can drink!

  • ThinkTank

    2005/01/22 at 6:45 am

    Dont mean to say I told you so but…

    “Untitled” is so the new black, “Untitled” is the way forward, Vote One “Untitled”!

  • Ummm

    2005/01/22 at 6:47 am

    or you could go ‘mod’ with “Unearthed”.

  • tt

    2005/01/22 at 6:48 am

    Fire in the belly

  • Kassi

    2005/01/22 at 6:51 am

    If not by water,then with fire

  • Dr. Johnny Fever

    2005/01/22 at 6:52 am


  • murphy

    2005/01/22 at 6:53 am


  • l

    2005/01/22 at 6:56 am

    hot natural bushes?

  • Ali

    2005/01/22 at 6:56 am

    Now is the winter of our…bright orange safety fences.

  • ab

    2005/01/22 at 6:56 am

    My Mom likes it red hot.

  • August95

    2005/01/22 at 6:57 am

    From the Ashes

  • Gregz

    2005/01/22 at 6:57 am

    bushfire about to break out.

  • Julie

    2005/01/22 at 6:58 am

    Cold Heat

  • Laura

    2005/01/22 at 6:59 am

    I call it “Extremely awesome photo.”

  • Danielle

    2005/01/22 at 7:00 am

    So, I woke up with part of a song lyric stuck in my head, and it kind of fits your picture (eerily enough)

    Raging Fire

    (kind of, being the operative phrase)

  • Jennifer in Kansas City

    2005/01/22 at 7:00 am

    And From The Embers We Will Rise Again…..

  • Erin

    2005/01/22 at 7:01 am

    To piggyback on RockStarMommy’s contribution (which I like the most).

    The Burning Bush…in France!

  • Annie

    2005/01/22 at 7:02 am

    Wow, beautiful picture. What is the red in the background?

  • trjh

    2005/01/22 at 7:03 am


    Aside from the smoke and the fire, and the tree in the foreground that would seem to be covered in snow or ice, I can see a bit of green as well.

    Never mind the geeky connotations.

  • Sarcomical

    2005/01/22 at 7:05 am


  • amberlyn

    2005/01/22 at 7:05 am

    OR you could call it:

    Trees and Bushes That Look Black and White, with a Line of Red in the Middle that Looks like Fire, and a Little Patch of Green in the Lower Right Corner (but Closer to the Middle, Really)

  • SuggestiON

    2005/01/22 at 7:06 am

    The Burning OF Bush would illicit much more hope for our people.

  • Susie

    2005/01/22 at 7:06 am


  • Autumn

    2005/01/22 at 7:08 am

    Ring of fire.

  • RazDreams

    2005/01/22 at 7:09 am

    there’s already a daily photo titled “burning bush”: https://www.dooce.com/archives/daily_photo/12_06_2004.html

    my suggestion is “Dry, Itchy Skin”

    that’s a perfect picture of how my skin feels during the winter months…

  • RazDreams

    2005/01/22 at 7:21 am

    actually, after reading through all of the suggestions so far, i really really like “post-inauguration” the mostest, and it’s so appropriate, and methinks dooce will really like that one too, given the timing and the totally dry, chaotic-ness of the photo (and, also, of our nation).

  • honestyrain

    2005/01/22 at 7:21 am

    cheese sandwich on white bread

  • Home Detention Lady

    2005/01/22 at 7:25 am

    One big prick

  • lester

    2005/01/22 at 7:27 am

    branches holding back the scorching of autumn

  • Polly Ticks

    2005/01/22 at 7:27 am

    try saying this fast:

    IN AWE YOU GOOD NATION! (perhaps some kind of twisted and actually positive Bush-ism!)

    but then of course I would be talking about Australia….

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