Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

Chuckacabra

  • beachgal

    We still love Chuck, even if he’s trying to be all badass. You don’t fool us, Chuck.

  • Caryn

    DANG I leave for a minute and I am way down on this list!
    HI HALEY!

  • Happy Chuck Friday!!!!

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • grrr… fiesty! lol

  • WOW! This is the closest I’ve been to the top ever. And what the hell pissed off Chuckles?

  • issy

    Killer Chuck

  • Drop the pizza! NOW!!!

  • It looks sooo scary – but I bet he’s really begging for pop tarts.

  • Matt in London

    Aaaarrrrggghhhh – scary.

  • jastereo

    Ruff is right… Go Chuck!

  • MezzoGal

    Yowza!

  • Is this canina dentata?

  • such white teeth.

  • I would love to know how many hits this site gets a day. I’ll bet it’s quite alot. Especially with people refreshing every ten seconds like I do.

  • Carol

    Love the sea monkey line!!

    Lobster: “it’s wicked dahk down there… howyadoin, bob…”

  • because dooce quoted NSYNC for the title of her story about leta waving. ah, fond memories of college and that song.

    i can do the dance, you know. does that make me a dork? SURE IT DOES. but does it also, in some strange way, make me really cool? probably not.

    anyway.

  • Annejelynn

    NEMO rocks! and Leta too!

  • Elegant Goose

    So… how many of you guys love just sitting there hitting refresh every two seconds to see how many more posts there are? This place has really gotten way bigger since I first started posting!

  • …and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, “With fronds like these, who needs anemones?”

  • I’m H20 intolerant

  • I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

    Okay, I’ve got to stop this. I know this movie WAY too well.

  • shy

    aww man, christine beat me to it.

  • Elegant Goose

    One of my tentacles is shorter than the other ones, but you can’t tell when I do this… (twirling back and forth)

  • shy

    [gasp]….he touched the butt!

  • Mine! Mine! MineMineMineMine!!!!!!

  • christine/okie

    he touched the butt!

  • Elegant Goose

    Damnation! the guessing the post number doesn’t even work at 260-something. Sheesh!

  • Elegant Goose

    Lucky #262 (I love palindromes…)

    Oh, Dooce’n’pals, how I have missed you guys…

    My favorite Finding Nemo reference has got to be about speaking whale.

    DoooOOOOoooo YOOuuuU KnOOOooooOOOWW WhAAAT IiiiIIi MeeeAAAaann?

  • Julie

    Oh! You made me ink!

  • I’ve been trying to think of the sea monkey line for the past 45 minutes. I can’t believe I couldn’t remember it.

  • Michael

    I voted Dooce for Bloggies! (You should too.)

    Also, anyone with the time to rant about someone’s blog has a)Too much time on their hands and b)an over-zealous sense of self. AKA: Chickenshit Loser.

    Rock on Dooce and don’t listen to them!

  • christine/okie

    hey dudes, i’m melanie/okie’s big sister…i got my mom and melanie hooked on dooce’s mormon content, as we were all mormon from the late 70s to mid 80s. yes, you could call those our “party years.” stratton is an adorable kid. thanks y’all for being so encouraging to my sister. she and stratton are going through some tough but wonderful times and reading this site and your comments have made her day (and mine) brigher. long live DOOCE!

  • The sea monkey stole my money

  • They found nemo: Oh. My. Gawd. That is so fawkin funny!

  • P.F changs is a California concept Bistro for asian food juckies. It is so good. I am proud to be a part of there ‘Better World’ image. I have been there serving for a year and a half. And yes I waited tables among other things until I went into labor and was in the emergency room waiting to have my baby boy 😉 Changs has been good to me.. us..

  • They Found Nemo
  • Yumo nemo sushi speaking of Asian food…..

  • Poor Nemo

  • Julie

    Bubbles! Bubbles! MY Bubbles!!

  • Annejelynn

    Another reminder… (this one’s for the noon hour)…

    http://2005.bloggies.com/

    I’ve submitted my votes — have you???

    DOOCELINGS, submit your votes!

    AND I LOVE NEMO! “Hop in my mouth…”

  • And the puppy usually looks so sweet…

  • Dolphins. They think they’re so cute. Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you.

  • Leta’s first wave!
    Congrats~

  • shy

    SHARK BAIT! OO HA HA!

    or

    just keep swimming, just keep swiiiiimming, swimming swimming swimming swimming!

  • Hop in my mouth if you want to live…

  • P.F. Changs is awesome. Totally yummy.

  • shy

    “MIIIINE?!”

  • Find a happy place!! Find a happy place!!

  • shy

    “fish are friends not food!”
    or or

    “why yes I’m a natural blue”

  • Ok. I’ll bite. P.F. Changs?