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In the name of The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit

  • Court

    Yummy Chucky!

  • Gretchen

    Holy cow! Top ten! Woohoo!!!! ::doin’ a dance::

  • JR

    love your photos. love your site. love you. 🙂

  • Miss Mea-Mea


  • Chiara

    close to the top.

  • Nice action shot

  • Your dog looks so innocent in this picture!

  • lilyothefield

    Chuck Friday!!!!

    I miss my dog so much, to bad she’s 4 hours away.

  • Squirl


  • Awww……

    Today’s my pup’s 14th Birthday. Don’t they just rock your world?!

  • Grammar freak

    Well, that isn’t exactly how catholics do it, but still quite funny.

  • Another reason to get a better camera than my Canon Powershot S200… (wooow–low number!)

  • Chuck Friday! Did he get baptised too?

  • Clearly

    My dog would have taken half my arm off with the crisp.
    For all his pacing Chuck is a very obedient boy!

  • my cat doesn’t let me feed him form the hand – bummer

  • lilyothefield

    is that a potato chip? hmm . . . making my hungry. glad the dining hall opens in 4 minutes.

    i really need to get to bed earlier.

  • CHUCK!

  • AndiMAC

    Holy CRAP, top TWENTY!!!! WOOOOO
    And its Chuck Friday to boot. Now all I need to make life complete is to win the lottery!

  • AMEN!

  • You can see the intensity in Chuck’s eyes. What a great shot.

  • communion will never be the same!

  • w00t! Top 20 instead of 350 as usual! lol

  • bah…top 22 just isn’t as thrilling!

  • Woo! I know I’m going to hell for laughing at that.

  • lilyothefield

    g’night all

    (no, i do live in the US, cincinnti to be exact. i’m just a college student that has a very screwed up sleep cycle.)

  • That is THE MOST AWESOME PIC, ever.

    I love you, Chuckles.

  • Just don’t let Chuck at the communion wine – he looks as mad as a brush as it is!

  • kim

    well, that’s funny. so is he mormon as well? i thought he drank alcohol. i’m confused..

  • Best photo caption ever, Dooce. Laughed out loud.

  • Amen!

  • Amen, Chuck. This reminds me of the time my Very Bad Dog stole the communion elements. We host an all-ages New Year’s Eve Party with people from our church, and just after midnight, we share communion as our first act in the New Year. A couple of years ago, the VBD pounced on the little bread cubes and gobbled them up. I had always said he was demon-possessed, so I waited in eager anticipation for him to spontaneously combust, but no such luck.

    Chuck looks beatific, not at all possessed.

  • Reminds me of a boy and a goat…

  • Do Mormons do communion? Or has Chuck converted to Catholicism? If so, and please forgive the unsolicited advice, you should probably make sure he’s never alone with the priests.

    Also, is the chip blessed, or is this just like a practice run for Chuck’s First Communion?

  • LOL… I wrote that BEFORE Susie posted #31. Funny choice of words now that I read them together.

  • TexaRican

    Yay Chuck Friday (which offsets the 3 hour government class I have)!

    Thanks Dooce…

  • Jme

    Mmmmm. Pink tongue. What IS that he’s licking at? GOOOOOOOOOO CHUCK!

  • G’mornin’, Bucky. I still can’t get over that awesome CD mix you put together. If I could find it, I would have Chaka Khan’s “Tell Me Somethin’ Good” as a ringtone on my cell phone. Right now the phone’s pretty much worthless ’cause for some reason it’s started ringing with “Theme from the Exorcist” and I’m afraid to answer the damned thing. (Hmmm, I’ll bet that Very Bad Dog had something to do with this…)

  • So I guess Chuck is having fish today too….

  • Holy Chuck!

  • Yes, Bucky! Unbelievable song list!

  • Susie, are you familiar with the Rufus/Chaka Khan song “You Got the Love”? That one blows all the other Rufus songs right out the door. This greatest hits package grooves like all get-out:

    I actually *wanted* the Exorcist theme for my phone, but alas, I have the wrong model for that ringtone.

    Squirl beat me to the punch today, furry-tailed nut stealer that she is. Honk when you drive past, sis!

  • Now, if he was a really good boy, he’d have given up scooting anal sac juice all over the couch for lent.


  • Yes, Bucky, You Got the Love is a great song. I have this line in my head, “even a blind man can tell when he’s walking in the sun…”
    What Rufus song is that from? And do you know a band from back in the day called “Mother’s Finest”? They reminded me of Rufus.

  • Michelle Brady

    That picture reminds me of the part of the Sistine Chapel ceiling where God’s reaching out to touch Adam (I think that’s who it is, anyway… could just be some random naked guy)…

    And God said, “Let there be Fritos.” Or whatever.

  • hannah

    Communion and mass in general would have been (or would be, I still go to church grandma) much more fun had dogs been allowed a go.

  • Laurie

    Ah the standard priest joke. *rolling my eyes*

    Anyway, my parent’s priest brings his dog to mass every day. Which wouldn’t be so bad except for the fact that buddy likes to “sing” ALOT. His favorite time is at christmas and he loves to howl along to “oh come all ye faithful”. Well, that and he likes to sing with the choir leader’s seeing eye dog.

  • Lilyothefield

    some catholic churches will let animals in, or have special blessing services for pet on the feast of St Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals.

    this trivial knowledge brought to you in part by 13 years of Catholic schooling. while being a praticing Lutheran.

  • Laurie, I wish my priests had done that when I was a kid — I’d’ve been *excited* to go to church if there was gonna be doggies there! I love the howling thing. I’ll bet it even makes Jesus smile.

    Susie — I believe the song is called “Walkin’ in the Sun.”
    I remember the name “Mother’s Finest” but they somehow got in under my radar. I’m checkin’ out their greatest hits on Amazon, and I might just have to pick it up.
    Always glad for funk tips, yo!

  • Amen!!

    Happy Chuck Friday one and all!

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