Said before partaking in the restorative effects of coffee

“I just want you to know my opinion about this.”
“But I totally agree with you.”
“Well, I just want you to know in uncertain terms.”
“You mean you want me to know no uncertain terms?”
“No, I want you to know certain terms in no uncertain terms.”
“You want me to know in certain terms.”
“I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ME CLEARLY.”
“GOT IT.”

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