Heater, Mother of Lance

The Mormon Church needs more missionaries who can adequately speak with their hands

664 Comments
  • joy

    2005/04/04 at 1:39 am

    Ha!

  • Lilla

    2005/04/04 at 1:39 am

    Oh Lord, first?

  • C

    2005/04/04 at 1:39 am

    I don’t get it…

  • Lilla

    2005/04/04 at 1:40 am

    It’s a Mormon thing…

  • Sarah

    2005/04/04 at 1:42 am

    I don’t get it either. It’s a cool picture, though.

  • jordan

    2005/04/04 at 1:44 am

    top ten. now I can sleep.

  • Manda

    2005/04/04 at 1:45 am

    7.45pm Sydney Australia time… so this is when the magic happens…

  • Lilla

    2005/04/04 at 1:46 am

    Wow, jordan you’re hard core, man. It’s 10.45am in London…

  • jordan

    2005/04/04 at 1:46 am

    Ha, I just saw noticed that one of the google ads says, “Mormon turns porn star”. I wonder if it’s referring to the movie Orgasmo ??

  • Katherine

    2005/04/04 at 1:47 am

    top ten? It can’t be. I’m willing to come out of lurkerdom just in case though!

  • jordan

    2005/04/04 at 1:48 am

    ah only 2:52 am here … but I’m still hard core, right?

  • Goob

    2005/04/04 at 1:49 am

    I know I’m a bit late on this one, but I love the new layout!

  • Katherine

    2005/04/04 at 1:55 am

    12.35 Tel-aviv time. At last I know when to check!

  • Katherine

    2005/04/04 at 1:56 am

    Sorry that would be 12:35 PM. Silly.

  • Petra

    2005/04/04 at 1:58 am

    Even more exhilirating than being first, LAST!!

  • stephen brinkman

    2005/04/04 at 2:00 am

    Kinda like what needed is the four fingered salute, maybe. Like the new look! go Mrs Armstrong.

  • curiouskiwi aka Brenda

    2005/04/04 at 2:11 am

    How come all the Mormon Missionaries who come to NZ wear black suits and ride bicycles… what’s up with that? Makes it easy to spot them and not answer the door… although sometimes it’s nice to talk to someone from home (they’re all Americans). One time, a couple of young lads came to the door, and I regaled them with stories of my time working in SLC, and having a tour of the (outside of the) Tabernacle… they’d never been to Utah themselves.:)

  • A

    2005/04/04 at 2:19 am

    Could we call the shape that his fingers make Gynecologist Hands?

    Thanks.

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 2:37 am

    A gynecologist with a nervous condition?

  • Tammy

    2005/04/04 at 2:39 am

    at least they’re well-dressed Mormon missionaries. I guess.

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 2:39 am

    Welcome back H & L

  • Liv

    2005/04/04 at 2:47 am

    Loving the new masthead!

  • kris

    2005/04/04 at 2:54 am

    Good morning all. It’s funny to me how many Mormon photos, sayings, and references are found on this ex-Mormon’s site. Mormonism (is that the right term?) must be akin to Catholicism in that you can leave the church, but it’s always still with you in some form, yes?

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 3:00 am

    I agree, once you leave, you either continue to hare it….or you continue to hate it!

  • Katie

    2005/04/04 at 3:10 am

    What a sexy Mormon!

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 3:14 am

    Get it? Mammary. MAMMARY!”AHHHHHH, memories!

  • lex

    2005/04/04 at 3:15 am

    dont get it either

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 3:21 am

    He was holding an apple, gogads or something like that but doesn’t realise it’s gone??!!

  • Wicked H

    2005/04/04 at 3:21 am

    Liking the new masthead.

  • Harry

    2005/04/04 at 3:24 am

    A busier and more rustic design?

  • K E N N Y

    2005/04/04 at 3:25 am

    Too early in the A.M…. Nice new masthead.

  • Harry

    2005/04/04 at 3:26 am

    Ah!…almost time for wakey, wakey!

  • RyanH

    2005/04/04 at 3:28 am

    I’m loving the new masthead, particularly the surrounding pattern. Nice picture by the way, but I am also missing the commentary. ::sigh::

  • Harry

    2005/04/04 at 3:28 am

    O M G!! They killed Kenny!

  • Harry

    2005/04/04 at 3:29 am

    Today, we write our own captions!

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 3:40 am

    1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor!

  • Cheryl

    2005/04/04 at 3:40 am

    They say there’s something special about a man that uses his hands when he speaks… 🙂

  • the niffer

    2005/04/04 at 3:41 am

    I wonder how often they paint that church.

    Nice hands. Does this mean Jon is becoming a missionary?

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 3:42 am

    It all depends on who he is talking to!

  • Biggest Apple

    2005/04/04 at 3:46 am

    And photographers that can shoot on an angle.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    2005/04/04 at 3:54 am

    Are you sure he’s not panhandling? Or pimpin’? “I got one pretty lady, nice, you like, you never think of Utah without twitches in your pants again.”

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 3:54 am

    Oh Shazza, you have gone!

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 4:01 am

    Oh h…..Bucky4E is finally awake!

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 4:03 am

    a penguin walks into a bar and askes the barman
    “do you have any fish”
    the barman looks at him and answers
    ” no its a bar we only serve chrips and beer
    the penguin walks out. the next day the penguin walks in
    “do you have any fish”
    the barman looks at him
    “i told you yesterday we only serve chrips and beer”
    the penguin walks out only to return the next day
    “do you have any fish”
    the barman now angry tells the fish
    “look i told you the other day no we dont serve fish we only serve beer and chrips an if you ask again i will nail your flippers to the floor”
    the penguin walks out again, next day the penguin returns
    “do u have any nails?”
    the barman looks at the penguin and replies
    “no”
    the penguin looks hopeful
    “ok then… do you have any fish???”

  • CanadianAmy

    2005/04/04 at 4:03 am

    We don’t get too many Mormons up here in Canada, more Jehovah’s Witnesses. Friday I had one guy WAIT for me to pull in my driveway, then he WAITS for me to get my kids out of the car, then he is all, “HI! IS THIS YOUR SPOON? HA HA HA!”
    He found a spoon on my lawn. I was like, “yep. thanks. bye.”
    Then he tried to show me his magazines about the end of the world. I just kept walking away.

  • natalia

    2005/04/04 at 4:03 am

    do you guys actualy get out of bed or stay up on purpose just to leave a comment on the top n here ? not that that isn’t a good enough reason 🙂

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 4:06 am

    No Natalia, I am waiting to go to bed ( 10:05 PM Sydney time)

  • CanadianAmy

    2005/04/04 at 4:07 am

    8:06 Am here.

  • Henryk_

    2005/04/04 at 4:10 am

    Tuesday almost here

  • natalia

    2005/04/04 at 4:10 am

    wonder if Heather wakes up to do it or has a clever script to do it for her just to see how far people would go to be first 😉

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Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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