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How to Annoy Me

Defile the sacred and holy Oreo by eating it all at once, you insensitive, uncivilized cad. You must first remove one of the crunchy chocolate sides by slowly twisting the cookie in half. Then you lick the virgin white filling until it has been completely…

April 21, 2005

Who you looking at?

We’re in the process of coaxing her into standing up and remaining in a standing position even though she LOATHES it. But, this is progress.