the smell of my desperation has become a stench


“Your hair is getting long.”
“I know. I think I’m going to go for it.”
“How long?”
“I don’t know, I’m already this far, I’ll just let it keep going.”
“Really? You’re going to let it get that long?”
“Yeah, why not?”
“Will you let it go crazy and swing it around, like a Medusa snake charmer?”
“Oh, yes. Precisely. Except I was thinking I’d go for more of a Medusa steak charmer.”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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