the smell of my desperation has become a stench

When I was setting the category for this entry I was absentmindedly looking for the “nudity” category and suddenly realized, THA

According to my sources — that makes it sound as if I work for the Pentagon, ha, “This job sucks! It’s so much harder than you can imagine!” — the “Good Morning America” piece airs this weekend, most likely Saturday morning. If you’re interested check your local listings for air time. Here it airs at 6 AM which means we’ll have been awake for at least a half hour anyway. We’re setting both TiVos regardless (the one in the living room which records HGTV programs and PBS Kids, and the one in the bedroom which records “The Daily Show” and anything that warns it’s going to be featuring brief nudity.)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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