Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars. Masthead for July 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong titled Counting Down to the Colostomy Since 1975

July 2005

July 1, 2005

Not dead yet

My sister showed up seven hours early yesterday to free me from my own personal beagle hell. I immediately fell prostrate onto the floor and passed out in my own drool while Leta circled my body, stuck her fingers in my nose, and assessed which…

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