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I recently noticed that both Leta and Chuck stare at our naked bodies as if we are alien, particularly Jon. And if you think about it, the penis isn’t a very friendly-looking organ. I’m not talking about one penis in particular, as I’ve seen more wee-waws than it would befit a proper Southern lady to admit, just the penis in general. It looks less like something that contributes to the genesis of life and more like a diseased tumor you might remove when performing an autopsy. So when Chuck seems a little frightened, makes sense.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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