An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Another one to tell the grandkids about

I just got this email from my cousin, GEORGE!:

“You realize that you are the number 11, and I am the number 13 on the list of sites that come up when people search for ‘sex kitchen girl’ on Yahoo.

Your mother would be PROUD.”

My first reaction is: 11? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? Must mention sex and kitchen and girl more often. Also, more boots, more anus, and more bathroom floor while I’m at it.

The second: What the hell are you doing searching for “sex kitchen girl” George? It’s because of all that time you spent in Utah, isn’t it?

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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