An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Doctor Jon

“I felt like I was having hot flashes all day yesterday.”

“Dude, last night in bed your legs were all over the place.”

“I know, and I was drenched in sweat and freezing.”

“What is going on?”

“I HAVE NO IDEA. But it’s freaking me out.”

“I think you’re just going through a developmental stage.”

“A what?”

“Developmental stage. Humans, we’re always going through them.”

“I’m THIRTY YEARS OLD. I think it’s a little too late for a developmental stage.”

“What about menopause? That’s a developmental stage. What else would you call it?”


“Okay, other than SUCKS?”

“Let’s just call it that.”

“A sucky developmental stage.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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