“Carpet muncher. Fur bumper. You know.”
“Fur bumper? I haven’t heard that one.”
“You haven’t heard FUR BUMPER? Even better, what about fur burger?”
“FUR BURGER? Oh my god, you are not serious.”
“Fur burger. It’s a burger, with fur!”
“That sounds like someone’s last name, Furburger.”
“You mean like Billy Furburger?”
“More like Martin. Martin Furburger.”
(Said with exaggerated British accent) “Marty Furburger!”
“Dr. Marty Furburger, OBGYN.”