Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

You’re going to want to skip over this one, Dad

Tragically, Internet, I have lost my ability to not poop. I should be able to point to at least two days last week when I talked about not going poop on this website, but I can’t. I can’t even point to two days from last…

November 8, 2005

Number of the day

“This one says that Britney left because Kevin made an insensitive remark.” “No, it says, ‘An insensitive Kevin goes partying.’ If you did that I wouldn’t just leave. I’d kill you first.” “This one says that Brad only wants to be with Angelina because of…