“Do you get the feeling now that certain people are going to be judging every move we make? That we’re not going to be able to take a shit without them wondering how much money we spent doing so?”
“You better not mention that we’ve upgraded to the Double Roll.”
“The ULTRA Double Roll.”
“With 2-ply sheets.”
“The sheets of 4 regular rolls in 1!”
“Whereas before we just drip-dried.”