An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Opposite of fun

This is the world’s most true poem, written by one elementary school girl in response to a homework assignment with the theme, “I Wonder Why…”

“I Wonder Why Teachers Give Us Homework”

Teachers give us homework because they were abducted by aliens.
The aliens projected images of homework in their minds to make kids miserable.

Horrible!
Opposite of fun.
More and more,
Every day.
Work that goes home.
On my nerves.
Repulsive!
Killing me!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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