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Evidence that he and I would not have been fast friends in high school

Heather B. Armstrong | April 25, 2006

“I need your help. Can you think of a name for this project I’m working on?”

“How about ASSCRACK?”

“No, seriously. I’m having a hard time coming up with something.”

“How about THE VERY SERIOUS ASSCRACK?”

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