Before anyone gets all up in our business, I can count on one hand the number of cigarettes Jon has smoked in the years that we have been together. You should be much more worried about all that gay porn we have hidden underneath the bed.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.