An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

While the family watches a crappy game show

“Oh my God, did you just–”

“Dude, you wrote about this on your website. I don’t see why my doing this is a big deal.”

“I was sure that you considered what I say about you on my website to be an exaggeration, GEORGE! You doing that again makes what I wrote seem like a gross understatement.”

“You wanna see something gross–”

“OH MY GOD.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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