Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Voicing his concerns

  • Oh, Chuck! You are so wonderful! And no worries, even though Heather will never stop taking apart her sandwiches before she eats them, it hasn’t ruined the sanctity of sandwiches for the rest of the world yet…

    Because I’m pretty sure that’s what his concern is over. The sanctity of sandwiches.

    Congrats on the new house! I hope you love it!

  • I think his eyes are the cutest! They’re always so big and curious.

    Congrats on the new house!

  • Loob

    Heehee In this photo he reminds me of Rowdy from Scrubs. 😀
    Or one of those freeze-frames at the end of eighties sitcoms, where the whole cast freezes in a laugh at the final amusing one-liner that wrapped everything up for the week.

  • minxlj

    re: maarmie

    If you don’t like the Chuck shots, don’t look at them. You like the writing, read the writing. Simple as that. Jeez.

  • Thank you for your pictures of Chuck. Not only do I enjoy them, they actually enable me to catch up on your blog now and then. This is because my 1 1/2 year old, often on my lap at the computer, can look at the pictures and excitedly yell “DOG” whenever she sees them, which holds her attention long enough for me to read what you’ve written! Sometimes I have to scroll up and down during the parts with no pictures to keep her interested. She likes pictures of Leta too, but they are not quite as good. I’m sure you understand.

  • Beautiful shot, he totally looks like he’s talking to you 🙂 Such a cute snouth, cute teeth, cute everything!

  • I like to read this blog because you are a good writer. Chuck is cute, but millions of photos of him are boring. Just my opinion. I don’t expect you to care.

  • mm. yes. nothing like a little chuck to jump start my morning. lol

  • in2deep

    congrats on the new house!:)

  • He looks plastic!

    (Does this mean we can look forward to Chuck on Chuck action?)

  • superfizz

    I love Chuck.

    Congrats on your new home!!

  • This is so not about the picture, which is very cute by the way. My husband is a web designer and was at a seminar all week and they talked about….YOU. He came home and was like, have you ever read “dooce?” I was like, um yes, she’s like the most popular blogger ever. And he said, I just spent a day learning about her and her site and how she gained popularity.

    You are so cool you are being taught!

  • He’s very cute!

  • MeganNZ

    Chuck should be the US Ambassador to New Zealand. We’d love that.

  • eldriyal

    I just really wanted to give you a link to this site, hope you enjoy it!

    ~ Carol

  • Sigh. If my dog were half as cute…do you have a dog run in your new place? Good luck with the move!

  • Morgan

    I have to say, Chuck is adorable. But you already knew that. 😀

  • Lisa Bickmore

    Can’t have too much Chuck.

  • the niffer

    Smewches, Chuck, you fierce beast. ROWR.

  • Gail

    Chuck, you ROCK!!!
    Kudos for keeping those humans of yours in line!

  • Sometimes Chuck looks fake. Like a stuffed dog. In fact, for a while (when I first started reading your site) I thought he might be fake. Although I’ve come to realized that he is indeed very much alive, pictures like this one remind me of when I thought you might have several taxedermied dogs in diffrent poses scattered through out your house.

    BTW – congrats on your new digs!

  • Aunt Jenny

    It’s been said before, but I feel it bears repeating: Chuck is the very best dog in the whole world.

  • vwbusnut

    Looks like Chuck just caught a glimpse of George! swinging naked from his trapeze….or maybe it was Mabel!

  • Looks like the taxidermist did a fine job. Does he do humans too? Cause if you could get me to look like *that* at the viewing, I might just change my plans for cremation.

  • Kristen from MA

    Daily Chuck! Hooray!

  • ssexe

    Kisses Chuck, you handsome devil you!

  • Do you realize you’re about to beat William Wegman for coolest dog-shots ever?

  • A daily photo of Chuck! Finally, a reason to get out of bed in the morning!

  • kidsmom


  • You tell ’em, Chuck. And for the record, I completely concur.

  • Yay for Chuck!

    And, Heather, whomever buys your house is getting lucky too. It seems lovely from the photos you’ve posted.

    Good luck with the yuck of moving…the worst will be over soon!

  • Welcome to the second installment of “The Daily Chuck”!! I love this idea, and the pictures, more than you can possibly know. And if you can provide me with some identifying details I volunteer to personally hunt down the naysayers and subject them to whatever they are most allergic to in the world and deny them an epipen or benadryl! 🙂

    Because I am THAT appreciative!

  • Christinathemom

    Oddly enough that is the same exact expression my husband makes when he is having his prostate exam.

    or getting the phone bill

    or finding out I tell people on the internet about the facial expressions he makes.

    you are so awesome.

  • Of COURSE the congressman has concerns! Isn’t this why he became a congressman in the first place?

    Or did he just like the idea of “having congress”?

  • cardshoppegirl

    That’s some Grade A Chuck you got there! 🙂

  • cgl1297

    Good Chuck pic!!

  • Chuck rocks. Nothing more need be said.

  • shannon

    Thank the heavens his collar is pointing up. My head may had exploded if his collar had the incorrect orientation.

  • flytrixie

    Hey Maurice~~

    This just goes to show you how much your opinion matters to the Dooce.

    And to the rest of us.

    So there.

  • Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Armstrong. Mano a dogo? Who would win? Discuss amongst yourselves.

    Haha. I do love Chuck Fridays though!

  • Tori

    It appears that he’s saying something like “I will eat your face!”

    Perhaps he was thinking the new guest bedroom was going to be his new lair. Instead of hanging out in the dark in the basement being emo, he was finally going to have a place to put up his black light posters and other assorted tapestries.

    Looks like GEORGE! has some competition.

  • Seriously can’t stop laughing at this. I wish I could express to you how funny I think this is. Simply in love.

  • Furrr-ocious! I love it.

  • Oh my! What a widdle cutie!

  • Yeah Chuck!

    What made you decide to turn his collar over?

    Since you opened comments, I thought I’d take the opportunity to declare myself dork of the world and tell you I nominated you for a Thinking Blogger Award. Not that I reeeeally expect you to stop by and say thanks I’ve never won anything more thrilling than this little silver badge that you can’t manage to get centered in your entry, but more to say thanks for inspiring me. :o)

  • “WHAT?!”

    Never enough pics of Chuck.

  • PG32

    you should do a “caption this” contest for chuck photos and then include the winners (weiners? whiners?) in the next year’s calendar if you use the winning picture.

    omg I just love coming up with work for other people to do!

  • Marisa

    Love the pictures of Chuck, he looks like a fun dog…and hope the move goes smoothly…no pun intended.

  • PG32

    Looks like you just told him he needed to get his first prostate exam. ‘Course we all know Chuck cares nothing ’bout the prostate so you probably just told him you wouldn’t be taking him to live with you at the new house just to see that look on his face…..

    because you’re mean and godless that’a way (another great masthead idea “mean and godless since 1976” or whatever the hell year that was. I can’t be expected to keep track seeing as I’ve been mean and godless far longer).

  • Pnutsugar

    I have my own very cute 1 part poodle, 3 parts Lab (Mama was a Labradoodle, Daddy just a Lab), but I just LOVE this me some Chuck!

    He has the look of warning off a certain little someone about to run over him with a tryke.

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