“I’m thinking I want to sing ‘Faith’ by George Michaels.”
“George Michaels?”
“Yes. George Michaels.”
“There’s no S on Michael, Maggie. His name is George Michael.”
“When did he change his name?”
“He didn’t. It’s always been George Michael. It would only be George Michaels if there were two of him.”
“And there is only one.”
“Just one.”
“Wouldn’t it be great if there were two of him? Because then we could have had WHAM! without the lame guy.”