the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Fingers crossed

“I didn’t want to talk about it while it was happening, because I was afraid that the act of talking about it would make it stop happening.”

“I didn’t know you were such a superstitious person.”

“That’s just it! I’m not normally… actually, I should probably admit that I am superstitious, just in case denying it would make something bad happen.”

“Something bad, like realizing you sound totally insane?”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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