the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Looking into the crystal ball

“How did she react?”

“How do you think she reacted? It was a new house. She’d never been there before. I couldn’t get her to let go of my leg.”

“So she reacted like she typically does.”

“Exactly. The kid just doesn’t like change. She resists anything new.”

“She is going to make a terrific web designer one day.”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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