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Peep toe wedges

I bought these black leather and velvet wedges on sale for $49 at DSW at the beginning of September to wear with a black skirt and opaque tights at an upcoming conference. They go equally well with jeans and a t-shirt, as long as my toenails are painted, and now that I’ve typed the word TOENAIL on my website I’m going to get a dozen more creepy emails from that dude with a foot fetish. I think I have the exact opposite of a foot fetish, cannot stand to look at feet or toes or a cracked, blistery heel, and when I die the odds are that it will have something to do with a picture of a foot and the fact that I looked at it.

I can’t find these exact wedges on the DSW website, but they do sell something similar on the Chinese Laundry website for $69 in a variety of colors and over at Zappos for $69.95.

And yes, I have small feet for how tall I am.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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