We don’t recommend buying children at the grocery store
ByHeather B. ArmstrongNovember 27, 2007
Because although this one looked sturdy and fresh on the shelf, when we got her home we found out she didn’t even know how to fix Mama a hot dog. Good thing I hadn’t taken the tags off yet.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.